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I’ve never been an active human. I’m active enough to not gain 50lbs, but lazy enough to never have abs. My life is basically a stack of partially read books that lay next to my bed, taunting me about how I’m great at starting thing
Stay home, but keep making noise.
People keep saying “STAY INSIDE!” like it’s a bad thing. Sure, Grayson has #Corona, but staying calm, cozy and quarantined has always been our way of life.
Lessons in Telepathy: reading minds is great so long as you speak the same language.
Huge congratulations to each one of these guys for making it 72 hours in the consumption capital of the world and still finding a way to fit into their tuxedos by the end of day 3. May your metabolisms last as long as @evanpow and @malbfine‘s e
My favorite author.
When life imitates Instagram handle.
Who ruins a perfectly good mirror with a tv? Like, just because we CAN do something, doesn’t always mean we SHOULD do something. I’m not trying to see myself, alone, eating desserts for 5, staring back at me while I’m watching Jon S
Well.... here we are. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAYSON.
Back in NY, just don’t tell my shirt. #thrilled
A Poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got in an ice bath, Shaka, Shaka, Mahalo.
@evanpow once took me surfing. It was only the one time. We never spoke about it again.
(*insert inspirational “I went to India” quote here)
What do you get when you put turmeric on Rik? TurmeRik. Happy wedding day!
2020 is an election year. And I know what you’re thinking, but no, I am not a republican. I just really like the color red and think it’s unfair that one party gets to claim it.
Forgot to set my email to ‘Out Of Office.’